X.X.'s Problem
X.X. has got a problem, see.
It's common enough 'round here.
But that doesn't make it any
Easier to have a small penis, they say.
He's so mad at the world.
We are all to blame for
His little ego and we must
Take care to stroke him
Often, so he will grow.
Because when you're small
You want to step on everyone else
So you can look bigger.
He stepped on me today,
See how tall he is now?
Everybody clap and be proud.
But who is this poor guy?
It's so sad his condition's this bad.
He has to hide his face behind
His single syllable words.